Published: March 29, 2006
Print Editor
Empress Brandi
Nooz Editor
Coffee Crazed Kook
Propaganda Editor
The Token Jew
Health and Fatness
Editor
Girly man
Graphic Designer
Rhinestone Cowboy aka The French Maid
Multimedia Director
Naughty Boy
Web Mangler/
Online Liar
The Phreak
Staff Soul Thief
Silent but Deadly
Staff Writers
Crazy Guy
The Whip Cracker
Delicious Mikela
Nit Picky
Freaks come out!
If you are weird and freaky and like to dress in drag or ravage young men in your sea monster costume then maybe working for the Corsair is the job for you! Come sign up to be a writer, photographer, or just plain staff amusement. We are located in the office with the door slated The Corsair (not a broom closet).
Llama working conditions
No llamas were harmed during the making of this paper. Though, some were sacked towards the end becuse they did not have their llama papers that cleared them to work in the U.S. We do not discriminate against any llamas at this time, despite claims earlier in the semester that freckled llamas could not be hired. If you know of any freckled llamas that have been rejected from our staff, please report them so that we may have them re-sacked and shipped to Siberia.
Search for Truth
Any nicknames given to staff members are entirely true. It is your job to read into them to figure out why they were given to each person. If you know of any other nicknames these staff members hold, it is your job to come forth and let them be known. Please drop your responses by our office.