By Lindsey Luker and Matt Brown
Published on January 30, 2008
Capicorn: You, my friend, are a natural born leader. You can take control of any situation and you are willing to go to great lengths to accomplish your goals. As far as style and trends go you are ahead of the game. You will find yourself tiring from the constant demands that are placed on your shoulders, but you must overcome this weight. Remember: Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Listen to: David Bowie. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 25, 39.
Aquarius: You’re not as cool as you think you are. True, you have gained some popularity recently, but it will be temporary. Your fame has come upon you recently and it will leave you even quicker. Many tell you how cool or funny they think you are, but their appreciation is already beginning to fade. But fear not, you have a handful of true friends who will catch you when you fall. Listen to: Simple Minds. Lucky numbers: 4, 15, 33, 82.
Pisces: You are about to rediscover something old that you forgot you even had. Keeping a sharp eye peeled for this item will prove fruitless. Digging though old boxes in the garage will only get you dirty and bit by a spider. This forgotten item will come to you when the time is right. Make sure to take good care of this object, should you toss it aside or lose it again it will be gone forever. Listen to: The White Stripes. Lucky numbers: 3, 17, 19, 23.
Aries: Step out of your own head and pay attention to the world around you. There is a lot you are missing because you are too wrapped up in yourself. Things that are apparent to everyone else pass you by. Begin looking at the signs around you and you will see that something major just isn’t right. If you keep ignoring the obvious you’re going to unexpectedly find yourself in the path of a speeding bus! Listen to: Talking Heads. Lucky numbers: 0, 9, 32, 40.
Taurus: All that hard work you’ve put into your passion is about to pay off! Now all you have to do is enjoy all the rewards. You may be lazy by nature, but you will soon see that when you really put your focus behind something it turns to gold. This success is just the push you need to start reaching for secret ambitions. Don’t hold back on any of your ideas. Listen to: The Singles Soundtrack. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 23, 27.
Gemini: You need to try taking a different path than the one you’re on. Take a close look at the decisions you make daily and reevaluate them. Even the smallest misstep in your life can have a catastrophic effect in the near future. Happiness can be found but you’re going to have to make a sacrifice or two to obtain it. Friends and family will embrace and support the new and improved you. Listen to: The Ramones. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4.
Cancer: Now is not the time to hide in your shell, dear Cancer. Opportunities are abound and the world is your oyster. Travel is very likely this month. Ever thought of visiting Uruguay? Be sure to plan ahead to adjust finances and relationships accordingly. Listen to Jamiroquai. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 6, 8.
Leo: Recently, you haven’t been your usual lion/lioness self. Perhaps someone kicked you to the curb? Don’t fret, dear Leo. Now is the perfect opportunity to reacquaint yourself with yourself. Go have some fun. Eat some Doritos and get another tattoo that you’ll regret in a few years. Listen to Social Distortion. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 9, 13.
Virgo: Love is in the air for you, my dear Virgo! You’ve recently met someone who likes the same cheesy horror flicks as you. Don’t let this special someone slip away! Take them to the dollar theater and show them how much you care! Listen to The Replacements. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 7, 9.
Libra: You have been in an inspired mood lately, dear Libra. Take advantage of this sudden spurt of creativity and create grand works of art. Experiment with different mediums such as paper mache, Play-Doh and food products. Listen to New Order. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 15, 40.
Scorpio: In the words of Adam Ant: “Look young, befearless like the Scorpion.” Don’t let little things like unrequited love get in your way. You, my dear Scorpio, have tons of other things to look forward to. Keep up that positive attitude and you’ll always end up on top. Listen to “Scorpios” by Adam and the Ants. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 12, 16.
Sagittarus: Dreams are a powerful thing, my Sagittarian friend. If you’ve been dreaming of striking it rich and opening up your own punk rock karaoke bar, don’t hesitate to pick up a few lottery tickets on the way home from work. Luck is on your side! Listen to Bonnie Tyler. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 27, 75.