Horoscopes

By Linsey Luker and Matt Brown

Published on February 13, 2008

Capricorn-Your luck is about to take a dramatic turn for you, dear Capricorn.  The question is will it be for the better or worse?  There’s no need to walk on eggshells or avoid cracks in the sidewalk.  Just remember to make common sense your best friend this week.  Listen to:   “Never Let Me Down Again” by Depeche Mode.  Lucky numbers:  5, 11, 23, 19.

Aquarius-Are you playing puppet master to some adoring little doll?  It’s time to cut those strings Aquarius!  Stringing someone along is cruel, especially if they have feelings for you.  It’s time for you to earn the admiration that has already been given to you.  Listen to:  “Under My Thumb” by The Rolling Stones.  Lucky numbers:  2, 6, 14, 34.

Pisces-Chocolate milkshakes, cheeseburgers and tantalizing individuals-temptation is everywhere for you lately, dear Pisces.  Now is a time for strength.  Giving into temptation will only satisfy the moment.  Tomorrow will bring much regret-just say no!   Listen to:  “Temptation” by Cradle of Filth. Lucky numbers:  9, 7, 18, 24. 

Aries-Your rebellious nature has gotten you into trouble once again, dear Aries, but you’re loving every minute of it!  Remember:  those who follow the rules rarely make history.  Listen to:  “Rebel Yell” by Billy Idol.  Lucky numbers:  11, 13, 21, 33.

Taurus-Some people get by with a little understanding.  But you, dear Taurus need more-a lot more.  Don’t settle for what you consider merely good enough.  Search for someone who has the same demands and expectations as you do.  Listen to:  “More” by Sisters of Mercy.  Lucky number:  1, 11, 19, 37.

Gemini-If you have a problem, then it’s time to speak up.  Remember:  it’s the squeaky wheel that gets grease.  If you bury your problems, they’ll come back-like Jason in the horror movies.  Listen to:  “Shout” by Tears for Fears.  Lucky numbers:  8, 16, 20, 32.

Cancer-Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!  Tsk, tsk.  It looks like you’ve gotten away with something spectacular.this time!  Luck has a way of running out when you really need it, so stop testing your boundaries.  Listen to:  “Smooth Criminal” by Michael Jackson.  Lucky numbers:  13, 17, 28, 37.

Leo-Are co-workers being a drag?  It’s time to distinguish the difference between constructive criticism and destructive criticism.  Be alert as others may be trying to make you their doormat, when the door is clearly opening for you.  Listen to:  “Respect” by Erasure.  Lucky numbers:  3, 15, 42, 61.

Virgo-Picking little details apart is typical of a Virgo from time to time.  Refrain from over-analyzing this week, especially when it comes to fumbling conversations had between you and a potential partner.  They really like you!  Listen to:  “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend” by The Ramones.  Lucky numbers:  16, 18, 21, 30.

Libra-Necessity is the mother of all invention, and now is the time to move forward on your own creation. Hard work and persistence on your own idea will yield unimaginable results. Who knows, with enough dedication your name could be among those of Tesla, Bell and Edison!  Listen to:  “Busy Child” by The Crystal Method.  Lucky numbers:  32, 47, 68, 91.

Scorpio-You better check yourself before you wreck yourself! You tend to go a mile a minute and it’s wearing you down. You can be a very passionate person, so take the time to focus your passion on one or two mediums. If you continue to spread yourself too thin, you will find no peace and happiness.  Listen to:  “Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.  Lucky numbers:  40, 50, 65, 101.

Sagittarius-Now is the time for you to give something you wrote off a second chance. Remember that TV show you abandoned after one viewing? Or that band whose album you only listened to once? You’ve grown as a person, and this forsaken item may be just the piece your life is missing.  Listen to:  “Just What I Needed” by The Cars.  Lucky numbers:  23, 32, 47, 56.

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