Top 10 actual excerpts from classified sections of newspaper
Staff Published: February 18 2004 b>1.</b> Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again. <b>2.</b> Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. <b>3.</b> Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. <b>4.</b> 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.…

