Month: <span>May 2009</span>

Sahara Locke Published: March 29, 2006 Everyone has heard of people who were addicted to something, whether it was drugs, alcohol, shopping or whatever else they felt that they were incapable of stopping. But often overlooked an addiction of another form, an addiction that affects so many people at one time in a matter of...

Melissa Brown Published: March 29, 2006 An unnamed English instructor reported apparent illegal activities on the Pensacola campus Monday evening.  PJC Police Officer Michael Jackson stated the instructor called campus police at 4:27 p.m. concerned about noises in the azaleas outside her office window.  The following is a transcript of the call. PJC Police: “Campus...

Brandi Snodgrass and Moria Dailey Published: March 29, 2006 Ever wonder why this campus is so quiet?  Nothing exciting really happens at PJC; it’s just a typical junior college.  Or is it? This campus has an eerie past filled with accounts of everything from early alien landings to rogue Israeli pirates.  I know you’re asking,...

Published: March 29, 2006 Welcome back to yet another edition of Walking the Plank, this time with Competitive Eating National Champion 2005 Bobby Socks.  Lets get down to the nitty gritty. Q: What compelled you to get into this kind of rough and tough sport? A: Well, as a small child I was never good...

Michael Rutschky Published: March 29, 2006 This semester PJC has finally decided to take action against a problem that has cursed the campus since the college’s inception.  Last week PJC administration called upon famed Cryptozoologist Wes Lowery, host of the public access nature show “The Mississippi Kid,” to assist in the removal of the aquatic...

Our View Published: March 29, 2006 t is the duty of the press to call the people’s attention to acts of oppression and repression wherever they are to be found, with the hope that bringing said acts to light will inspire the people to unite and support the parties oppressed.  The press is for the...

Brandi Snodgrass Published: March 29, 2006 This war between the Humanities and Science Departments has got to end.  I was outraged to hear that PJC student Ali Babwa was found dead in a chemistry lab!  And his body was mutilated by paint.  This is just awful! I am an artist and this offends me.  I...

Brandi Snodgrass Published: March 29, 2006 This war between the Humanities and Science Departments has got to end.  I was outraged to hear that PJC student Ali Babwa was found dead in a chemistry lab!  And his body was mutilated by paint.  This is just awful! I am an artist and this offends me.  I...

Published: March 29, 2006 It is 2 a.m., March 29, and I have just broken into the Corsair office in Building 4 of the Pensacola Campus. The staff left about half an hour ago, production having been finished on today’s issue of the paper. Or so they thought. I, renegade opinion columnist extraordinaire, have opened...

Published: March 29, 2006 Print Editor Empress Brandi Nooz Editor Coffee Crazed Kook Propaganda Editor The Token Jew Health and Fatness Editor Girly man Graphic Designer Rhinestone Cowboy aka The French Maid Multimedia Director Naughty Boy Web Mangler/ Online Liar The Phreak Staff Soul Thief Silent but Deadly Staff Writers Crazy Guy The Whip Cracker...