Gina Nespoli Published: March 29, 2006 Do you remember that couple in high school? The one that just was meant to be together, the cheerleader and the jock? Angelica iPod and Tony Blackberry are that couple, even after high school. Every girl wants to be iPod; she is the ‘it’ girl. Blackberry is the typical…
Published: March 29, 2006 We rule. Simple as that is; we rule. We are the best thing on the face of the planet, and therefore deserve worshipping. Best way to worship a newspaper staff? Read their newspaper. It provides head coverage from rain. Hey, hey it’s a use! And we live in Florida, also known…
Dawn Baird Published: March 29, 2006 Ursula Snood looked approvingly at her image in the full length mirror. She smiled, confident she was dressed to impress. Legendary Lulu Lanagan, wardrobe power guru, says, “You never get a second chance to make a first impression when applying for a job.” After Hurricane Katrina rolled through New…
Moria Dailey Published: March 29 2006 Hello, cheap folks! Here’s how you get out of paying for things! You can always go the route of a friend of mine – start sobbing about how your boyfriend just left you during dinner; they’ll feel bad for you and let you go without paying. The only problem…
Reagan Hicks Published: March 29, 2006 Everyone knows those students: the ones who just seem a little off-center. They’re usually labeled “naturally neurotic” and others try to avoid any long stares. But as recent research has proved, most of these students are actually suffering from a variety of college induced disorders. Governor Freud of Area…
Erika Wilhite Published: March 29, 2006 From 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. on March 11, the Surfers for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (SCFSM) will host a concert, raffle and free Subway lunch in the pavilion at PJC’s Pensacola campus. Jasmine Flannery, the president of Pensacola Beach’s SCFSM chapter, said that she organized…
by Paul Smith Condoleezza Rice has recently taken a job as a political science professor at Stanford University (a position I imagine she was given ironically) and got into a bit of trouble after taking some questions from a couple of students yesterday as evidenced by a recent YouTube video. The short version of the…
by Nathan Cooper As a college student, I know I am often strapped for cash, specifically at the beginning of the semester when I have to buy new books for all my new classes. New books are expensive, plain and simple. Used books can save you but you cannot always get them. The issue isn’t…
by Ansley Zecckine “Turn to the sidelines; that’s God cheering your run. Look past the finish line; that’s God applauding your steps.” –Max Lucado God, a cheerleader? Doesn’t that just sound a bit on the feminine side? Sure, he can do all things, but where’s the all-powerful, rock my socks off and strike me with…
by Paul Smith The 19th century German statesman, Otto von Bismarck once said, “Laws are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made.” It is Larry Bracken’s job not only to see laws being made, but also to influence the legislative process in the lawmaking sausage-factory of the Florida Capitol. That’s because Bracken…