Michael Rutschky Published: March 29, 2006 This semester PJC has finally decided to take action against a problem that has cursed the campus since the college’s inception. Last week PJC administration called upon famed Cryptozoologist Wes Lowery, host of the public access nature show “The Mississippi Kid,” to assist in the removal of the aquatic…
Our View Published: March 29, 2006 t is the duty of the press to call the people’s attention to acts of oppression and repression wherever they are to be found, with the hope that bringing said acts to light will inspire the people to unite and support the parties oppressed. The press is for the…
Brandi Snodgrass Published: March 29, 2006 This war between the Humanities and Science Departments has got to end. I was outraged to hear that PJC student Ali Babwa was found dead in a chemistry lab! And his body was mutilated by paint. This is just awful! I am an artist and this offends me. I…
Brandi Snodgrass Published: March 29, 2006 This war between the Humanities and Science Departments has got to end. I was outraged to hear that PJC student Ali Babwa was found dead in a chemistry lab! And his body was mutilated by paint. This is just awful! I am an artist and this offends me. I…
Published: March 29, 2006 It is 2 a.m., March 29, and I have just broken into the Corsair office in Building 4 of the Pensacola Campus. The staff left about half an hour ago, production having been finished on today’s issue of the paper. Or so they thought. I, renegade opinion columnist extraordinaire, have opened…
Published: March 29, 2006 Print Editor Empress Brandi Nooz Editor Coffee Crazed Kook Propaganda Editor The Token Jew Health and Fatness Editor Girly man Graphic Designer Rhinestone Cowboy aka The French Maid Multimedia Director Naughty Boy Web Mangler/ Online Liar The Phreak Staff Soul Thief Silent but Deadly Staff Writers Crazy Guy The Whip Cracker…
Gina Nespoli Published: March 29, 2006 Do you remember that couple in high school? The one that just was meant to be together, the cheerleader and the jock? Angelica iPod and Tony Blackberry are that couple, even after high school. Every girl wants to be iPod; she is the ‘it’ girl. Blackberry is the typical…
Published: March 29, 2006 We rule. Simple as that is; we rule. We are the best thing on the face of the planet, and therefore deserve worshipping. Best way to worship a newspaper staff? Read their newspaper. It provides head coverage from rain. Hey, hey it’s a use! And we live in Florida, also known…
Dawn Baird Published: March 29, 2006 Ursula Snood looked approvingly at her image in the full length mirror. She smiled, confident she was dressed to impress. Legendary Lulu Lanagan, wardrobe power guru, says, “You never get a second chance to make a first impression when applying for a job.” After Hurricane Katrina rolled through New…
Moria Dailey Published: March 29 2006 Hello, cheap folks! Here’s how you get out of paying for things! You can always go the route of a friend of mine – start sobbing about how your boyfriend just left you during dinner; they’ll feel bad for you and let you go without paying. The only problem…